Friday, December 28, 2007

THAT'S A WRAP!!! TAKE FIFTEEN!

THINGS TO DO:
Amputate his hands,
break his neck with my bare hands.
Rip out her virgin womb then feed it to her,
break her legs putting her in a wheelchair,
stone her to death.
Love my mate,
thanking God for my mate everyday.
(Not necessarily in that order.)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

HERE. NOBODY HERE. ALWAYS ALONE.

You can't scare me with this gestapo crap.
I know my rights.
I want my phone call.
Now I'm getting back to work on my target.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrooged
Christmas was content.
Go Vegetarian.

Monday, December 24, 2007

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY MILITARY


Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal.
But I think I got a better one.
How about I give you the finger,
and you give me my phone call.